Awright guys, I know I haven’t been active and this blog is probably on ice like vanilla.. Buuuttt I had the chance to come to a realization of something, obviosly not many ones does. Well, I have a few good friends and I have watched a hundred billion pornos yet in my life I guess and with a mix of these wo thing.. guys I want to bring you a gift. If Bitches would follow this fucked up blog (thanks earnest.. or whatever), tthis would be a gift as big as none before ^^
To get to the point, I know everyone in the world who’s sexlife is important for himselves, care about the perfect blowjob. I know.. it depents, because everyone likes different things but to make this instruction as general and still as good as possible I had help of a very critical person, when it comes to his penis. With out bousting, I got a lot good feedback for my blowjobs already but in the same moment I heard what all the girls are doing wrong down there.. It’s too bad but let’s face it, no one of us has a dick so if nobody really tells us what to do, how shall we know. It’s a pleasure..
But first of all let’s see this from our side: A very important point for me at least is the position in that you give a blowjob. Most of us probably decide for kneeing in front of him while he lays on his back. That’s the most famous one I guess.. a big problem here is that often in this situation you are naked and tits simply doesn’t look good in that position.. It’s a fact. Gravity is a Bitch! The pitty is, I mention that but I don’t really have a solution. Of corse you could try to keep your bra on but I see some guys might want to take them of and even if not.. it’s no perfect. Then you could blow with the blanket over you but I guess that only really works when you surprise him with a good-morning-blowjob ( by the way girls, do that!! trust in yourselves, he’ll love it! especially when you’re done with the whole lection). If that are all no options you would have to switch the position.It would seem to do sixty-nine or while he’s standing, but if you want to give the perfect blowjob this is all not ideal because when he’s sanding it’ll be probably half as good because standing is shit ^^ and sixty-nine is wonderful but when he sucks your pussy as good as you want to blow his dick, you might hardly concentrate.. I award you! So here is a proposal from me (I just guess, if you read until here, you didn’t already give the best blowjob ever), surprise him with a good-morning-blowjob under the blanket at the next possibility and after that, he’ll hopefully love you as much that he doesn’t care about your tits not looking good in any siuation of life.. ( I’m saying tits because, breast that doesn’t look weird then is either made by Dr. Sheraknian or isn’t big enough to look like shit sometime.. but that’s okay)
Let’s get to the point. I already said, a good and critical friend of mine gave me a very detailed description of what is awesome und what is totally false. To be honest, I didn’t know all of that yet.. Cmon don’t judge me, you want to know this shit as well, everyone does!! Soo, I went to the bother of outling this comprehensive depiction to a lucid “What-to-do” and “What-not-to-do” List. Here we go:
What-to-do:
XXX You want to open your mouth enough and take the penis deep in
What-not-to-do
XXX Do not only lick the glans all the time, it’s nice but after a while it gets inconvenient
What-to-do:
XXX Meanwhile you basically have to move your hand all the time, shall go at least to under the glans (do his gyrating, circling handmove, sometime)
What-not-to-do:
XXX Move your hand away from the glans! and do no only fidget about the skin (typical greenhorn mistake)
What-to-do:
XXX Licking and softly sucking on the eggs is whished!!!
What-not-to-do:
XXX Do not suck it to strong into your mouth (this obviosly feels very inpleasant to painful as I heard ^^)
What-to-do:
XXX Quick darting and sucking on the frenulum feels very good 😉
XXX Very good point, you have to remember in any sexual activity, he wants to have the feeling that you don’t want any other than only sucking his dick now! (But don’t overdo it, you don’t wan to make porn. Stay real)
(By the way try to look him in the eyes sometimes but make it look like you do it because you want to see his face and not because you want to be a puppy that is ready for his nom noms)
XXX Special Hint: If he comes in your mouth, let it run out of it a little bit and when he’s done you soak it back in and take it like a man.. you know what I mean)
Special mentioned aspect: Licking up the dick (like often seen in porns), does not really matter (by feeling). It only looks good and it might help you keep it wet. So if you do it or not depents on if the guy rather likes this porn bitch stuff or not.
Another thing: A few guys might be crazy about nipple sucking as I heard ^^ The one guy told me that he likes i when she darts around his nipple very soft and the way that he sees her tounge. If you give him a handjob in the same time he (quotation) “splatters the blue out of the sky for you”.
(I’m really not sure if the last point holds for other guys)
To finish that topic for today I want to say that all this information came from a guy who wants to be involved and remunerated if this shit ever brings money (haha). If not and I’m only talking bullshit.. It’s all his fout!
But to be serios, all this basically fits with what I heard piece by piece before I got this detailed description. So let’s go try it out !
(About the spunk stuff, If you’re not sure about it, you can train it with yoghurt and anything with the shape of a penis)
(I’m doing to many clings)
Hope you’ll enjoy it (guys)
again.. It’s a pleasure 🙂
Yours faithfully
Jewlz (dirtyjules)